Auteur/autrice : Cyril Pasteau
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Make it personal
« The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs.…
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Specialization is for insects
« A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook…
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The Baron is back
I pre-ordered the new version of The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, brought to us with the help of James Wallis. I had to record my special instructions for the good people in Mongoose Publishing. « Every bit of wisdom the Baron ever learned, he stole it from France and, since then, he has been hoping…
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Clone monologues 10
Hello, me.This is ZERO DOT EIIIIIIGHT!!!!1!The coat of stars was unfurling its pimply brilliance over the local sky. Once again, I took a deep, hard look at the overview. Asteroids all over the place, along with a few corpmates with the dedication to mine them into oblivion. All the while, somewhere else, the dark behemoth…
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Clone monologues 9
Hello, me.I take a few minutes to record my thoughts while the hunt is going on. Strix Armaments and Defence has declared war to a pirate corporation called Suddenly Ninjas. The Suddenly Ninja thieves did not attack directly our interests and were probably unaware of our existence before the declaration of war. The fact that…